It's never dull on the X...

(And THE POULTRY PAPERS will return, I promise...)

I’ve been working on something special for all of you and I had planned to post it today as the next installment in The Poultry Papers…

BUT….instead…well, I explain what happened in this short video:

Nope, I didn’t get that effin’ tire today but I will. Know WHY I even tried? Because this tight little m*$f@cker of a sports car we got him doesn’t come with a spare and he’s had two flats already. I curse you Kansas gravel. Just kidding, I love the backroads. But I digress. Brian loves his first car and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have days when I think I want to sell both this friggin car and my kid. But he’ll be 18 in a couple weeks so I’m pretty sure I’m stuck with both.

Stay tuned, though, I will get your “chicken surprise” posted soon!

And getting back to chickens, this is a little diddy my grandfather would sing to my sister Connie while he bounced her on his knee. She couldn’t get enough of it.

“CHICKEN IN THE CAR.

AND THE CAR WON’T GO.

THAT’S HOW YOU SPELL CHICAGO.”

Connie was easily amused.